Cheryl "Kix" Prideaux #15
She’s an enigma. She’s one of the great mysteries of our team and our time. All we know about Kix is that she goes by the alias “Cheryl Prideaux” in some circles. After deep statistical analysis and GPS tracking, we’ve determined that she is called “Cheryl” in areas surrounding San Pedro, California, where she was allegedly born. We’ve also noted usage among advocates for breast cancer awareness, particularly those inclined to walk long distances.
We sent our top agents into deep cover and these were our findings:
• She majored in history at UCLA and is rumored to bleed BLU.
• She is tall and hot.
• She has been sighted at numerous happy hours around the San Francisco Bay Area.
• She likes to nuzzle mad dogs and has loose ties to the KGB.
• Her age has not been confirmed. Her “birth certificate” indicates that she was born on March 7, 1986, but the elders of the team have deemed her an old soul.
• She occasionally breaks cover and exhibits extensive silliness and giggling.
• She’s extremely nuzzly with her pet dachshund named Mitzi. Isn’t it a little suspicious that a Prideaux named Kixie has a dachshund name Mitzi?
After extensive reconnaissance, we have conclusive and indisputable evidence that Kix is the shit.
• She majored in history at UCLA and is rumored to bleed BLU.
• She is tall and hot.
• She has been sighted at numerous happy hours around the San Francisco Bay Area.
• She likes to nuzzle mad dogs and has loose ties to the KGB.
• Her age has not been confirmed. Her “birth certificate” indicates that she was born on March 7, 1986, but the elders of the team have deemed her an old soul.
• She occasionally breaks cover and exhibits extensive silliness and giggling.
• She’s extremely nuzzly with her pet dachshund named Mitzi. Isn’t it a little suspicious that a Prideaux named Kixie has a dachshund name Mitzi?
After extensive reconnaissance, we have conclusive and indisputable evidence that Kix is the shit.
