Chelsea "Chelseahorse" Witte #25
Chelsea grew up in Wisconsin and attended the University of Wisconsin where she graduated with majors in Medical Microbiology & Immunology, and Spanish. She is now currently working on her PhD at Berkeley, and working on things that I can't even begin to pronounce. I also hear that she has a mean catwalk under her sleeve that she might have learned at a certain time, in a certain country, for a certain type of fashion. Really, her brains and beauty put us all to shame. Not everyone can pull off wearing short shorts to every practice. And although this young lady has a number of accomplishments under her belt that might grant her the right to be quite proud, and everyone around her is in awe, she remains as humble and sweet as ever. But don't be fooled because she's a beast on the ultimate field. She's unstoppable, which is why she is Mini-Horse.
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Mini-Horse
Mini-Horse
Mini-Horse
Mini-Horse
She gallops toward the end zone,
The Thoroughbred of Speed.
She got the invitation
When you set up in.
Why'd you force her deep?
This race you just can't win.
A quick fake in, you blink she's turned,
And just like that you're totally burned.
Mini-Horse
Mini-Horse
Mini-Horse
She’s mini!
Beneath the sparkly earrings
She's "evil", so beware.
Any disc that's up is hers
She doesn't like to share!
So make the Mini-Horse gleeful,
Or she'll D you, we swear.
She's mini now.
but soon full grown.
It's hi-ho silver!
Away, Mini-Horse!
Mini-Horse
Mini-Horse
Mini-Horse
She gallops toward the end zone,
The Thoroughbred of Speed.
She got the invitation
When you set up in.
Why'd you force her deep?
This race you just can't win.
A quick fake in, you blink she's turned,
And just like that you're totally burned.
Mini-Horse
Mini-Horse
Mini-Horse
She’s mini!
Beneath the sparkly earrings
She's "evil", so beware.
Any disc that's up is hers
She doesn't like to share!
So make the Mini-Horse gleeful,
Or she'll D you, we swear.
She's mini now.
but soon full grown.
It's hi-ho silver!
Away, Mini-Horse!
