Anna "Maddog" Nazarov #5
When Anna Nazarov, aka Maddog, goes to bed at night, she crawls into her top bunk, says goodbye to her stuffed animals, who venture out to play, and dreams of lap dances from Alina Kagan. When she wakes up in the morning, she gets to work kicking ass - at the world's most generic-sounding place of employment, where she's a hydrologist, at taking amazing photographs, at breaking lots of hearts, and especially at playing ultimate. Specific past ass-kicking activities include setting a high-school pole-vaulting record, earning a degree in civil and environmental engineering, leading UCLA BLU to the top of the college women's game, winning the 2007 Callahan award, making it onto a blog post titled "Hot Women in Ultimate," and looking sultry on her own line of currency (seriously, I recommend you trade in some Benjamins for a Nazarov or two...). Oh, and also showing up at Superfly/ Bloodthirsty's Kaimana house this one year and causing Mark Sherwood to fall instantly in love with her. Basically, Anna is one of those people who is so graceful and good looking and good at ultimate that she makes everyone around her look good, too. Unless you're not on Zeitgeist, in which case... ne udachno.