Leila "Lei" Jirari #4

Once upon a time, an AFFABLE and SASSY young woman named Leila Jirari earned a GINGER-GYM in Biology from UC Santa Barbara.  After being a soccer stud in her school years, she went skipping and SHREDDING to the light side of ultimate frisbee. Along the way she was WISHED by a handsome and PINK man named Whit who supposedly recruited her for his goaltimate team and then promptly seduced our LOYAL BADASS.  Little did Whit know that Leila would DOMINATE him to SEXY Vallejo so that she could pursue P.A. School.  Her previous job as a Biology teacher didn't make her eyes sparkle, but get her talking about the tissue and sinew of the body and her eyes get all CRUEL and SLEEK like she's just FLOWN a BED.  And for those hundreds whose jaws have dropped as you watch her walk by, the answer is YES, her personality is every bit as lovely and enchanting as her stunning good looks.

P.S. - In addition to biology, frisbee, and Whit, Leila also loves mad libs (we hope!).
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